Dear Internet,

I don't think you want to hear anything about me.
However, I was recently raucously alarmed upon realizing that when I write I think in a very strong British accent. While I find this quite unacceptable, I felt the need to relieve this strange percipience into the best and largest empty space that would not echo around back at me in an unseemly manner. Kindly absorb this strange fact and leave it tangled in the depths of your networking devices, or whatever it is that qualifies as your most worldly and webby and wide area.

Thanks,

Me