KazaksInfundibulum

Okay Deviantart, I will get straight to the point: I have recently been chosen as one of five finalists in the Natural Instincts Challenge!  If I win, I'll win $1,000, a trip for two to New York (I'd be taking fellow deviant ~kjmarch (https://www.deviantart.com/kjmarch) with me :) ) a makeover at Marie Robinson Salon, and would appear in a how-to video for them. I know it's kind of a silly contest, but your vote would very much be appreciated!!! :D If you're feeling vote-y , you can go here http://www.clairol.com/naturalinstincts/challenge/contest.jsp and vote for Victoria H. from IOWA (there's another victoria h, oddly enough!) you don't have to register for anything,

Dear Internet, I don't think you want to hear anything about me. However, I was recently raucously alarmed upon realizing that when I write I think in a very strong British accent.  While I find this quite unacceptable, I felt the need to relieve this strange percipience into the best and largest empty space that would not echo around back at me in an unseemly manner.  Kindly absorb this strange fact and leave it tangled in the depths of your networking devices, or whatever it is that qualifies as your most worldly and webby and wide area. Thanks, Me